DUE TO UNFORESEEN CIRCUMSTANCES, WE WILL NOT BE TAKING ANY NEW MEMBERS FOR THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE. THE WAITING LIST IS NOW CLOSED.
We are pleased to see that your enthusiasm for our club continues unabated, and would like you to know that the two thermonuclear arrows currently converging upon your location are merely a courtesy we extend to all prospective customers. Thank you for your visit……(apologies to Douglas Adams)